On the way home earlier today I stopped at an intersection. As I was waiting a guy pulls up next to me at the light in a like new looking Hummer H2. He's talking on his cell phone AND driving. He just looks like a jerk and the jerk waves are radiating off of him like the blazing summer sun is glaring off my hood. I look down and my suspicion is confirmed, across the entire driver side in black spray paint it read "CHEATER." I hope she was worth it fella.